What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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