Fuck appropriateness.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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