She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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