just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Randomize
