I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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