I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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