my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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