no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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