I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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