You're so nebulous sometimes
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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