My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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