Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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