i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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