Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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