yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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