Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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