your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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