You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Small penises have feelings too.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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