But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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