i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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