dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Don't EVER smell your tampon
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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