Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think your dad took our porno
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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