sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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