so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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