i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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