just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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