i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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