After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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