it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
not ubering you a puppy
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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