Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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