"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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