If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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