In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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