Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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