Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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