I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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