you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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