i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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