Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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