It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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