is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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