she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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