I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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