He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
