yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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