Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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