did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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