i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
