just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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