Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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