Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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