I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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