just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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