tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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