i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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