gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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